jeans

The ass-clinching, self-indulgent shopping for jeans over the weekend proved to be an uplifting experience. Trying on pair after pair & making sure the one you pick makes your rear seem irresistible. What's the obsession with the ass anyway...that's probably what leads to the hype about the perfect pair of denim. That's the thing about going to a store that sells jeans, and only jeans. The way sales associates openly remark about how great your ass looks in a pair is perfectly normal & in fact, it's expected. No where else would any stranger be allowed to evaluate & discuss your curves so. It's worth the troubles when you walk out of the store after being fussy over all the other pairs. All is well that ends well!